網路上有數不清的小模、正妹可瀏覽,有些是後製(PS),有些是前製(造型)。女人應該都知道,正妹的製程其實都是差不多的,整張臉抹死人白之後全部重畫,戴角膜片,貼假睫毛,糊上果凍唇,再放進數個水餃墊擠乳溝,比較需要一勞永逸的,比方說每天都要靠外表吃飯的,就直接去醫美整型,也好節省每天變裝的時間。

聰明人應該都知道,在生物科技業都已經能做出「複製人」的今天,女人想要變美 (特別是這還是個有龐大利益加持的市場),還有什麼是女人變不出來的呢?男人如果誤把「商業標準」當成是「擇偶的標準」,那可就辛苦了。

All At Once
原唱者:The Fray
發行年:2006

There are certain people you just keep coming back to
(這世界上有些人,你就是會想一直回去找她們)

She is right in front of you
(現在,有個妹,就活生生的擺在你面前呀!)

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You begin to wonder, could you find a better one
(但你卻開始想……我還能找個更好的嗎?XD)

Compared to her, now she's in question
(應該還有很多比她更好的吧!所以,現在她就是個未知數了)

And all at once the crowd begins to sing
(這時,週圍突然響起了謎之音…)

Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
(有時候,最難做到的,就是對的事)

Maybe you want her, maybe you need her
(也許你只是想要一個砲友,也或者你是真的需要伴侶,anyway... )

Maybe you started to compare to someone not there
(你開始拿她跟林志玲相比)

Looking for the right one, you line up the world to find
(為了找到最美的妹,你開始每天瀏覽奇摩正妹館)

Where no questions cross your mind
(看習慣之後,你就會以為:「女人應該都是要有童顏巨乳啊!」)

But she won't keep on waiting for you without a doubt
(但是現實生活中的那個「她」,絕對不會一直等著你)

Much longer for you to sort it out
(當你還在想「女朋友最好要有D罩杯」時…)

And all at once the crowd begins to sing
(這時身邊又突然響起了謎之音…)

Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
(對做對的事很難)

Maybe you want her, maybe you need her
(「想要」不等於「需要」)

Maybe you started to compare to someone not there
(然後你開始拿她臉書上假到不行的自拍小模們比)

Maybe you want it, maybe you need it
(「想要」不等於「需要」哦!)

Maybe it's all you're running from
(也許,女人能帶給你努力的力量)

Perfection will not come
(但是不管你如何努力,追逐擁有完美的外表的女子,最後你得到的只是缺憾)

 

And all at once the crowd begins to sing
(然後身邊又響起了迷之音)

Sometimes
(有時候)

We'd never know what's wrong without the pain
(我們一定要經歷痛苦(比方說被人削凱子),才知道自己錯了XD)

Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
(做對的事很難)

Maybe you want her, maybe you need her
(想要不等於需要)

Maybe you've started to compare to someone not there
(這世界上有很多正妹,大家都真真假假)

Maybe you want it, maybe you need it
(想要一個爆乳女友,不等於你真的需要D罩杯才能活下去)

Maybe it's all you're running from
(也許,她是你努力的動力)

Perfection will not come
(就算你擁有完美女友,你仍然無法感到滿足,或是無法滿足她XD)

Maybe you want her, maybe you need her
(也許你會選擇她,也許只是因為你需要她)

Maybe you had her, maybe you lost her to another
(也許你會跟她天長地久,也許你會有小三)

To another
(還是會有小三哦…)

 

 
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