這首歌裡的描述，是一個女的在夜店裡，Jason是她坐在同桌的…曖昧朋友。兩人好像可以上床，又好像不太熟，後來這女的自拍，在廁所裡上傳美照，外面的Jason幫她按讚了，於是兩人知道對方互有好感，就去開房間。
這首歌的好笑荒繆之處，不能聽我多說，自己去感覺比較實在。
Selfie
原唱者：The Chainsmokers
發行年：2014
When Jason was at the table
(當Jason在桌子前)
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
(我覺得他一直在偷瞄我，那時他身邊有另一個女孩)
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
(你覺得，他只是在看我有沒有吃醋嗎？)
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
(因為，他整個晚上都在Line我)
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
(我不知道他今晚是不是想找我當免費的床伴？)
(註：Booty call=深夜的召喚)
So, like what do you think?
(所以，你覺得呢？)
Did you think that girl was pretty?
(你覺得Jason旁邊那女的漂亮嗎？)
How did that girl even get in here?
(奇怪，那女的是怎麼來的？)
Did you see her?
(你有看到她嗎？)
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
(她很矮，穿得好像大嬸)
Who wears cheetah?
(現在還有人穿豹紋…XD)
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
(現在又不是夏天，為什麼DJ一直在放夏日哀歌？)
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
(我可以去廁所抽根煙嗎？)
I really need one
(我真的需要)
But first,
(但是等一下…)
Let me take a selfie
(讓我先打個卡)
Let me take a selfie
(讓我先自拍一下)
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
(你們覺得，哪個濾光鏡比較好呢？)
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
(我不知道該選ProXX，還是瓦倫西亞的陽光呢？)
I wanna look tan
(呃~~~我希望皮膚看起來是古銅色的)
What should my caption be?
(我的標題應該寫些什麼呢？)
I want it to be clever
(我希望自己看起來，可以像是個聰明的酸民)
How about "Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag live"
(就寫……我與好友的生活，標籤「生活」怎麼樣？)
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
(OMG！已經過了5分鐘，我才得到十個讚而已)
Do you think I should take it down?
(你覺得我該刪文嗎？)
Let me take another selfie
(嗯，讓我再拍一張上傳吧！)
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
(等一下，Jason幫我按讚了)
What a creep
(真是詭異啊！)
Is that guy sleeping over there?
(Jason不是在隔壁桌睡覺嗎？)
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
(是啊！他就在那女的旁邊睡覺啊！連鞋都脫了)
That's so ratchet
(這豹紋女自以為正妹)
That girl is such a fake model
(但只不過是個假奶)
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
(不過，她在Instagram上的粉絲還不少哦！)
Who goes out on Mondays?
(誰星期一要出去玩？)
OK, let's go take some shots
(來吧！我們來照照相)
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
(噢不，我想要吐了)
Oh wait, never mind I'm fine
(等一下，我又不想吐了)
Let's go dance
(我們來跳舞吧！)
There's no vodka at this table
(有人叫伏特加嗎？)
Do you know anyone else here?
(你認識這裡的其他人嗎？)
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
(哦天啊！Jason傳Line給我了)
Should I go home with him?
(我該跟他回家嗎？)
I guess I took a good selfie
(我猜是因為我傳的那張照片不錯)
Let me take a selfie
(讓我再拍一張吧！)
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