三分鐘熱度

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Come Together
原唱者：the Beatles
發行年：1969

Here come old flattop, he come grooving up slowly
(前方來了一艘航空母艦，他站在上面微笑，慢慢接近)

He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller
(他的一雙邪眼骨碌碌，他說自己是上帝派來的使者)

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He got hair down to his knee
(他的髮長及膝)

Got to be a joker he just do what he please
(他看起來像蝙蝠俠裡的小丑，他永遠得意地笑著)

He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football
(他的腳很髒，他把腳上的仙都摳下來，再揉成一顆丸子亂丟)

He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
(他的手指像猴子，他把可口可樂含在嘴裡，用牙縫當水槍亂噴)

He say, "I know you, you know me"
(他說：『我認識你，你也認識我……)

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One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
(…你要知道，你需要自由…)

Come together right now over me
(一起來吧，現在，跟我一起來吧)

He bag production, he got walrus gumboot(→毒品的名字)
 (他忙著包裝小丸子，他有安安糖)

He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker(→毒品的名字)
(他有KK命，還有搖腳丸)

He got feet down below his knee
(他有一雙腳)

Hold you in his arm, you can feel his disease
(從他著你，你發現他不太正常)

Come together right now over me
(來吧，和我一起來吧)

He roller-coaster, he got early warning(→毒品的名字)
 (這裡有雲霄飛車，很High的)

He got muddy water, he one mojo filter 
(吃了這些藥，你就變成活死人)

He say, "One and one and one is three"
(他說：『再一顆，再一顆，再來一顆吧)

Got to be good-looking because he's so hard to see
(你要認清楚他啊，因為他很難找)

Come together right now over me
(來吧，來我這裡，現在就來吧…)